- me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
- face: here's some acne
- school: here's some work
- friends: here's a knife in the back
- parents: here's some added pressure
- crush: here's my new girlfriend
- me: ok
If you’re reading this and you don’t reblog, One Direction won’t be the father of your children.
Book club with authors
- Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
- JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
- Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
- JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
- Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
- JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
- Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
- JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
- hahahhaa peeing Myself!
